let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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