her vagine was all disorganized.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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