I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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