dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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