dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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