I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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You're earring is so big in my mouth
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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