doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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