if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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