Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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