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adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.

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(804): View more from Virginia

you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.

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(773): View more from Illinois

It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party

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(443): View more from Maryland

His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.

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(514): View more from Quebec

Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...

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(301): View more from Maryland

Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.

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