just come out here and I will go home with you...
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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