It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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