another moral hangover. fuck.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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