i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
