At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
