We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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