i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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