i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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