Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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