I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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