Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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