I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I think I just sharted jello shots
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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