shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
When are your genitals available?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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