I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
