I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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