wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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