so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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