Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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