Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Randomize
