How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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