I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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