I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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