STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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