So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
