You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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