You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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