the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
