The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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