Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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