I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I had to cum in my sink.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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