I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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