It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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