Whod you bang
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
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