is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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