so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
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