Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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