He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
