Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
