I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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