he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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