Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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