Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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