you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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