New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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