So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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