come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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